Found on SMD Promotions and Greatest Hits Vol. 2
    Do something about your long, filthy hair
  It looks like a rat's nest
  Do something about your mullet
  Get out the hair clippers, jerk
    Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
    Get the rat's nest off your head
  Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
  Take your ass to the barber shop
  Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
    Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
    The mullet is the reason why people hate you
  They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
  Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
  Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
    Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
  Cut the mullet
    Insure One, it's the insurance superstore