Found on Wesley Willis
    You are living in a doggy dog world
  You are wearing MilkBone underwear
  You like eating MilkBone dog biscuits
  You are my ?? spaniel
    Ben Wigman
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  Ben Wigman
    You are a good dog
  I like petting you
  You are my wonderful tire
  You are nobody's clam
    Ben Wigman
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  Ben Wigman
    You bark a lot
  I wish you'd shut your whooping ass up
  I wish you'd keep your trap shut
  So shut your whooping ass up
    Ben Wigman
  Ben Wigman
  Ben Wigman
  Ben Wigman
    Dennis Sportshop, it's everything in sporting goods