Mister, would you please help my pony?
  He's over there behind the tree
  He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
  I think it's his lung
    Mister would you please help my pony?
  He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
  He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
  I think it's his lung
    Mister, would you please help my pony?
  He's down and he ain't gettin' up
  He coughed up snot in the driveway
  And I think his lung's fucked up
    Pony, Pony, Pony
    Mister, would you please help my pony?
  I think it's his lung
    Mister, would you please help my pony?
  He's over there lookin' at me
  He can't talk because he's a pony
  I think it's his lung
    [repeat first verse]