(Words & music by Tepper - Bennet)
  Western Union
  Oh, Western Union clickety clack
  I had a fight with my baby
  Ooh how sorry I am
  She won't talk to me no how
  I'm gonna send a telegram
    Western Union oh yeah
  Send my lovin' baby back to me
    She won't open my letters
  She won't answer the phone
  When I'm a-ringin' her doorbell
  She says there ain't nobody home
    Western Union oh yeah
  Send my lovin' baby back to me
    Western Union oh yeah
  Send my lovin' baby back to me
    I love you is my message
  Just three words and no more
  If she won't let you deliver
  Slip it underneath her door
    Western Union oh yeah
  Send my lovin' baby back to me
    Western Union oh yeah
  Send my lovin' baby back to me