(Words & music by Giant - Baum - Kaye)
  One good turn deserves another
  Be my love, I'll be your lover
  It's all part of nature's laws
  If you'll scratch my back then I'll scratch yours.
    If you'll scratch my back then I'll scratch your back
  Like two peas in a pack, let's get rid of our itch together, Hmm
    Joy they say is in the giving
  Come on give, make life worth living
  Your welfare is my concern
  Do a favour for me, I'll do one in return
    If you'll scratch my back then I'll scratch your back
  Like two peas in a pack, let's get rid of our itch together, Hmm
    Scratch me now a little lower
  What a feeling do it slower
  That's it, Hmm you're getting hot
  Well I gotta admit, you just hit the spot
    If you'll scratch my back then I'll scratch your back
  Like two peas in a pack, let's get rid of our itch together, Hmm
    If you'll scratch my back then I'll scratch your back