Written by:
  Edward Van Halen, Gary Cherone,
  Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
  ?1998 Van Halen Publishing, LLC ASCAP
  All Rights Reserved
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    poorman, he just want a little
  richman, wanna little bit more
  superman, he looking for lois
  salesman, try and sell you his soul
  fatman, he ordering seconds
  pizzaman, just wanna slice
  badman, looking for attention
  a goodman, he's hard to find
    milkman, looking more like your daughter
  strawman, don't have a leg to stand on
  gayman, looking for another
  candyman, yeah the candyman can
  blackman, he looking for justice
  whiteman, trying to get a tan
  woman, she belong in first class
  holyman, take me to the promise land
    everyone looking for something
  wanting their piece of the pie
  searching for their slice of heaven
  i gotta have mine, yeah mine
    and you're the one i want, the one i want
  the only one i want, the one i want
  yeah, the one i want, the one i want
  the only one i want, the one i want
    boogieman, he giving me the creeps
  sandman, kicking mud in your eye
  pianoman, in the mood for a melody
  strongman, yeah he knows how to cry
  apeman, ain't nobody's uncle
  a luckyman don't always know who they are
  deadman, living for tomorrow
  wiseman, following a star
    i ain't saying i'm different
  wanting my pie in the sky
  i'm just a little impatient
  until i get mine, yeah mine