He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool
  Taxloss lover if the truth be told
  Taxloss lover still lives in the War
  Taxloss lover touching 74
  Ah, come back to me
  We want your money, taxloss
  We think you are stupid
  We give you money 'cos our assets are fluid yeah
  We'll sell you down the river
  Just remember that we said we'd deliver you
    Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
  And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
  And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
  You're a taxloss, come back to me
  We want your money, taxloss
    He'll be your taxloss lover and his name is Bert
  Taxloss lover and he's always a flirt
  Your taxloss lover into kinky sex
  Your taxloss lover wears a cracking dress
    Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
  And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
  You'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
  We're a taxloss, come back to me
  We want your money, taxloss
    Sign on the line and we'll give you the money
  And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
  And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatifactory
  A taxloss, come back to me
  We want your money, taxloss
    Taxloss, mod rock
  Junk pop, chart hop
  Mop top, swap shop
  Who'd you nick your cliche off