Drayton - Gary G-Wiz - Robertz
    Yo gee
  Come and get your New York Post
  New York Post right here
  Come on y'all
  Get the bost stubost stubost
  Coasta coasta New York Post
  Yo New York Post don't brag or boast
  Dissin' flavor when he's butter that you put on your toast
  Put my address in the paper cause I smacked that girl
  She's the mother of my kid's that I took around the world
  Disagreements having scuffles when you share upon
  You shouldn't try to drain subjects in a duck pond
  If you're gonna tell a story about people's worries
  Watch what you tell 'em cause they don't bring you glory
  It only brings agony, ask James Cagney
  He beat up on a guy when he found he was a fagney
  Cagney is a favorite he is my boy
  He don't jive around he's a real McCoy
  Chuck D yeah, you tellin' Flav we got to let 'em know
  Here's a letter to the New York Post
  The worst piece of paper on the east coast
  Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents
  in New York City fifty cents elsewhere
  It makes no goddamn sense at all
  America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullshit
  Flavor Flav is the one that makes The Post money
  Writers making violence in headlines funny
  Tryin' to undress my past until it's naked
  Post got Flavor from sellin' no records
  Europe Asia to the street of New York
  Flavor Flav known for his finesse talk
  Do it to ya for The Post to employ me
  New York Post can't destroy me
  Rapper of Public Enemy, rapstar beats lover
  With the headline of a fucked up cover
  Out the pot took plate New York Post
  get your story straight motherfucker
  It always seem they make our neighborhood look bad
  Here's a letter to the New York Post
  Ain't worth the paper it's printed on
  Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton
  That is 190 years continuous of fucked up news
  Yo one can play the game, two can play the game
  Yo Flav read on can't forget you either Jet
  Flavor Flav is your best Jet yet
  My own people own the most business
  Write on faith of value'sness
  Should have checked with me before you wrote it
  Got it from another source and quote it
  Put it out like the new year bull drop
  In every beauty parlor and barber shop
  Flavor Flav world renown
  Can't keep a man like Flavor down
  Yo Jet be a good host
  Don't print bull like the New York Post
  Augh, looks like somebody slipped up here
  Anyway here's a letter to the New York Post
  Black newspaper and magazines are supposed to get the real deal from the source y'all
  Sorry, Jet you took the info straight out of The Post
  Burned us just like toast
  When it comes to getting you facts straight about P.E.
  Get your shit correct