Ow!
    Oh! Oh! Oh!
  {?
    Unemployments rising
  In the chigley end of town.
  And it's speading like pneumonia;
  Doesn't look like going down.
  There's trouble at the fire station;
  Someone's head to sack.
  And the lads with homes and the larger schemes
  Get rid of Captain Black.
    Tell B. C. McGarry
  To get himself a mate.
  And Ahmed tells the C. S. Gas
  They're gonna be out late.
  {? Will has had cankers forming in ?} since 1966.
  And throws subversions in the air
  The shape of flying bricks!
    Chorus:
  Someone get a message through
  To Captain Snow
  That they better start assembling
  The boys from the Balzac.
  Keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
  'Cause there's gonna be riot
  Down in Trumpton Tonight.
    All this aristocracy
  Has really got to stop.
  We could overthrow the surgery
  And kidnap Doctor {? Muff! ?}
  And {? ?? ?? ?? ?} the Socialist
  Who stormed the market square
  And make plans to assasinate
  Our autographic mayor!
    Winding militant leaders
  {? Bypass Congress ?} into war
  With {? ?? ?? ?? ?} and {? ?? ?? ?? ?}
  They smash the town hall door.
  But Snorty and the boys arrive
  With one by air-strike ???
  ?? ??? ??? they bring about
  A military coup.
    Chorus x 2