We care a lot about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
  We care a lot about the NASA shuttle falling in the sea
  We care a lot about starvation and the food that Live Aid bought
  We care a lot about disease, baby Rock, Hudson, rock, yeah!
    We care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the geeks
  We care a lot about the crack and smack and whack that hits the street
  We care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls
  We care a lot about you people cause we're out to save the world
    YEAH!
    And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
    We care a lot about the army navy air force and marines
  We care a lot about the SF, NY and LAPD
  We care a lot about you people, about your guns
  about the wars you're fighting gee that looks like fun
    We care a lot about the Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie
  We care a lot about Transformers cause there's more than meets the eye
    We care a lot about the little things, the bigger things we top
  We care a lot about you people yeah you bet we care a lot,
    YEAH!
    Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
  And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it