I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy
  A long way from the beach
  'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
  Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
  I'm in the can
    I was minding my own business
  But drinking daddy's juice
  I swear I'll never touch that stuff again
  Just like a pig before he gave his all that aluhau
  I'm in the pen
    Got those beach boy blues
  Don't the time go slow
  Lonely beach boy blues
  Only 30 day's and 90 years to go
    I want a taste of honey
  From my wahini's lips
  I want to be her ever loving man
  But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
  I'm in the can
    But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
  I'm in the can