last time I was sober, man I felt bad
  worst hangover that I ever had
  it took six hamburgers and scotch all night
  nicotine for breakfast just to put me right
  'cos if you wanna run cool
  if you wanna run cool
  if you wanna run cool, you got to run
  on heavy, heavy fuel
  
  my life makes perfect sense
  lust and food and violence
  sex and money are my major kicks
  get me in a fight I like dirty tricks
  'cos if you wanna run cool
  yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run
  on heavy, heavy fuel
  
  my chick loves a man who's strong
  the things she'll do to turn me on
  I love the babes, don't get me wrong
  hey, that's why I wrote this song
  
  I don't care if my liver is hanging by a thread
  don't care if my doctor says I ought to be dead
  when my ugly big car won't climb this hill
  I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill
  'cos if you wanna run cool
  if you wanna run cool
  yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run
  on heavy, heavy fuel