The following is a true story, only the names have
  been changed to protect the guilty -
  Well I left my job in my home town
  And I headed for the smoke
  Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
  Gonna get to the top
  Nothings gonna stop us - no nothing
  So if you got the money
  We got the sound
  You put it up and we'll put it down
  If you got the dollar
  We got the song
  Just wanna boogie woogie all night long,
  Yeh boogie
  I've got holes in my shoes
  I've got holes in my teeth
  I've got holes in my socks
  I can't get no sleep
  I'm trying to make a million -
  And I've got patches on the patches
  On my old blue jeans
  Well they used to be blue
  When they used to be new
  When they used to be clean -
  And I've got a Mama whose a hummer
  Whose keeping me alive
  While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
  She's working 9 to 5 (knows her place that woman)
  Just you wait -
  One of these days see me driving round town
  In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
  And my bottle of booze (no summer time blues)
  Shouting out 'look at me'
  In my rock 'n' roll voice
  No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
  repeat
  repeat
  Hello Howard, how ya doin'
  my next door neighbour
  Oh Yea
  Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport