Oh, gimme good sex with your ding-a-dong
  Hey, gimme good sex, baby, all night long
  It's true, I wanna sleep with you
  Oh, gimme good sex, be my macho man
  Hey, gimme good sex on a one night stand
  Please, do, I wanna sleep with you
  Singin' oh, singin' oh
  Singin' oh, singin' oh
  I'm Max, I'm Max
  I'm better than Fritz
  And I'm good for your body and I'm good for your tits
  I do it from the front and I do it from behind
  Oh, I'm the greatest lover, I'm the best that you will find
  I'm Max, I'm Max
  I'm bigger than Fred
  I'm feeling so fantastic, I'm the best you ever had
  I gotta learn uptown and get you in a jam
  Sex is more to me, than what you think of man
  [chorus]
  I'm Max, I'm Max
  I'm cooler than John
  Baby, I've got the power that will moves you along
  I wanna make you scream and I wanna make you shout
  Yes, sex is more than up and down, and more than in and out
  I'm Max, I'm Max
  I'm hotter than Dick
  I'm a master and a beggar, I'm a teacher and a slave
  I'm the biggest lover from the land of uncle Sam
  Sex is more to me, than what you think of man
  [chorus]
  Ohhh