Well, I came home late one night
  And much to my surprise
  I was thrown
  right across the kitchen floor
  She hit me right between the eyes.
  Now I'm living
  in the doghouse, doghouse
  Doghouse, doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse.
    I was out with a friend of mine
  We were feeling mighty fine
  And we sure was movin' fast
  And I didn't make it back on time
  And she put me
  in the doghouse, doghouse
  Doghouse, doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse.
    I had a big tall red
  with one of my friends
  He was feeling mighty fine
  When I came home late that night
  She hit me right between the eyes
  And she put me
  in the doghouse, doghouse
  Doghouse, doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse.
    She put me in the doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse,
  I'm living in the doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse.
    So if you find yourself
  in a party mood
  Let your conscience be your guide
  Don't be like me and let Lefty win
  Or you'll find yourself outside
  Living in the doghouse, doghouse
  Doghouse, doghouse,
  Doghouse, doghouse.