Sunset Strip bitch
  He reads women's magazines, swears the truth doesn't phase him
  He knows the hottest bras for fall and how to make her fall in love
  In four or five days or less, guess it depends on the stars
  And how well he has memorized his dating dos and don'ts he says
    I'm ready to go
  Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
  The horoscope today said things would go my way
  Sunset Strip bitch
    He wines and dines and takes his time between regurgitating lines
  Voted most likely to work in the rag he stole from work
  Tres Flores in his hair, Old Spice lingers in the air
  Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen and smiles as he says
    I'm ready to go
  Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
  The horoscope today said things would go my way
  Sunset Strip bitch
    He knows his friends think that he's lame when he tells them he's got game
  Shops around for shiny clothes, strikes a super player pose
  He reads women's magazines, he slaves to make the scene
  Gets the wax ripped off his back, he screams and smiles and he says
    I'm ready to go
  Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
  This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac
  The horroscope today said things would go my way