The other night I tried to go to a show
    But the man at the door
    He told me no
    He said, "No one under 21 allowed"
    But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd
    He said, "You can't buy an alcoholic drink"
    "So we don't care what you really think"
    
    [chorus:]
    Why's this happened to me
    And the show was for free
    It sucks to be
    Under 21
    
    So I went and got myself a plan that would work
    And I went on home and got a real short skirt
    And I flirt my way right through that goddamn door
    But once inside the music was no more
    Well I guess I got there just a bit too late
    I guess it's just my luck
    It's just my fate
    
    [repeat chorus]
    
    I only want to have a little fun
    But every time I try they tell me "You're not 21"