Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
  Alice was the spawn of a public school
  With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
  And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues
    Reality it seems was just a dream
  She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
  But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen
  And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean
    All the young girls love Alice
  Tender young Alice they say
  Come over and see me
  Come over and please me
  Alice it's my turn today
    All the young girls love Alice
  Tender young Alice they say
  If I give you my number
  Will you promise to call me
  Wait till my husband's away
    Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
  It's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
  Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
  And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead
    And who could you call your friends down in Soho
  One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
  And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
  And hey, hey, hey, oh don't you know