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  I'LL SHIT ON YOU...I will shit on you
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU...Girl you know
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU...Bitch or men
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU...I will shit on you
    [Swifty:]
  I remain fatter than gluttony
  Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies (uh huh)
  blow 'em up if they ain't wantin' me
  The national guard- they scared of huntin' me
  I love beef- I got your hoe duckin' me
  A drug thief- Bitch I'll take your marijuana
  These slugs will keep your ass away from my corner
  I drown niggaz in hundred degree saunas
  You can act if fool if you wanna- BIATCH
  It's this lyrical piranha- strapped with a grenade in a pool with yo' mama
  attack her by the legs and pull her to the bottom
  Twit lettin' up like a condom
  Slappin' if you fuckas got a problem
  When I see 'em- you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum
  or hidden in a trunk of a black and gold BM
  Pull in a garage while you screamin'
  keep the motor on and I'm leavin'
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU
    [Chorus: Eminem]
  I will shit on you I don't care who you are- I'LL SHIT ON YOU
  I don't give a fuck a-bout you or your car- I'LL SHIT ON YOU
  Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch- I'LL SHIT ON YOU
  Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
  I'll shhh...
    [Bizarre:]
  I'm an alcholic- where's the fuckin' toilet
  Pass the hot dog (Bizarre, aren't you Islamic?)
  Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
  I'ma keep eating 'till Richard Simmonds comes to my house
  with a chainsaw to cut me out (my house, my house)
  Aww fuck your wife- I had sex since I met her
  Too busy fuckin' with- your baby sitter (ha ha ha)
  And all women ain't SHIT
  Only good for cooking cleaning and sucking dick- And that's it (I said it)
  I'm responsible for killing John Candy
  Got JonBennet Ramsey in my '98 Camry (she's lost)
  I don't give a fuck who you are
  I'll shit on anybody
  Truly yours- The Idoitic Bizarre
    [Eminem:]
  My adolescent years weren't shit to wait I do know
  I never grew up- I was born grown and grew down
  The older I get- the dumber the shit I get in
  The more ignorant the incident is- I fit in
  Ignorin' the shit? How boring it gets when there's no one to hit
  I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit (nope)
  I know I'm a bit flaky- but they make me
  It's they who hate me and say they can takee (c'mon)
  It's they whose legs I break and make achey
  It's they who mistake me make me so angry (urgh)
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU
  I'll spit on you
  Start pissin' and do the opposite on you
  You weren't listenin'- I said I'll cop a squad on you
  Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordeu bleu and straight shit
  like Notorious BIG did to that bitch on the skit on his last album
  Pull my pants down and...
    [chrous]
    [Kon Artis:]
  Is Richard Pryor still alive?
  If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (WHAT?!)
  Born brainless this steel ain't stainless
  Your blood stains all over this steel god-dangit
  Bitch bring it!
  These niggaz that I hang with'll hang u up naked by your ankles dangling
  But need I stay straight when I don't need your help
  If you won't gimmie ya pussy I'll unloosen my belt and (I'LL SHIT ON YOU)
  I bet your daddy's not, your momma's kinda caught, your sister's chin crushed
  Ya aunt supply ya rocks
  Buck fifty 'cross your neck
  Blow up your tech
  I'll beat you across your chest
    [Kuniva:]
  Yo It's only right I jack the car keys and run
  Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
  For fun when I'm drunk I run a truck through the weed house
  Jump out and beat your peeps down worse than Steve Stought
  Put you in choke holds I learned last week from the police man
  who caught me stealing weed from his jeep (hey, hey, hey!)
  I see hoes fightin' y'all don't wanna brawl
  That's like Deebo fightin' Peabo Bryson (uhhh)
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU
  Fuck what your hollerin' and yellin' about
  I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out
  Niggaz get hit with a 2-Peace BLING BLING
  With a poisonous thing- I'm such a violent thing
    [chorus]
    [Eminem:]
  Once I get on two hits of ex my disc slips and disconnects
  'Till I walk around this BITCH with a twisted neck
  but still shit on the first bitch that disrespects
  I'LL SHIT ON YOU
  Over reaction is my only reaction which only sets off a chain reaction
  that puts five more zany actin' maniacs in action
  A rat pack in black jackets who pack 10 9 millimeters
  5 criminals pullin' heaters and spillin' liters of blood like swimmin' pools
  Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
  A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
  I don't deny it- matter of fact I stand by it
  So please stand by at the start of a damn riot
  If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet (that's)
  Boy girl dog woman man child
    I'LL SHIT ON YOU
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