Friendship is rare,
  Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
  Friendship is rare.
  My derriere,
  When you find out much later
  That they don't really care.
  It's rare to me, can't you see?
  It's rare to me, can't you see?
    Oh shit there's a bear,
  Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
  Also that chair?
  We're fighting a bear
  Now your life's in grave danger
  And you don't even care.
  It's rare to me, can't you see?
  It's rare to me, can't you see?
  It's rare to me,
  Say a prayer for me,
  'Cause it's rare to be
  In Tenacious D.
    Friends will be friends
  They're running naked in the sand,
  Friends holding hands
  Will someday surely form a band,
  Friends will be friends
  They say that friends are friends
  To the bitter end.
  Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
  Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
    Friends will be friends
  They're running naked in the sand,
  Friends holding hands
  Will someday surely form a band,
  Friends will be friends
  They say that friends are friends
  To the bitter end.
  Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
  Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah