Carbon monoxide
  Making me choke
  No A.C.
  And the radio's broke
  Cars backed up
  Far as you can see
  Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
  Oh, and just in case you're wondering
  I'll tell you where I am
  I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
  Stuck right here in the middle of this...
    Traffic jam
  I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
  Traffic jam
  The freeway's one big parking lot
  Traffic jam
  My radiator's boiling hot
  And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
  Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
    Trapped inside
  My automobile
  Cobweb's gowin'
  On the steerin' wheel
  Now, I'm no genius
  But one thing I know
  I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
  An hour and a half ago
  Yeah, and if you need to find me
  I'll tell you where I am
  I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
  Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...
    Traffic jam
  I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
  Traffic jam
  The freeway's one big parking lot
  Traffic jam
  Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
  'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
  Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
    Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
  yeah yeah yeah yeah
  Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
  Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
  Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
  Yay-hey!
    There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
  I'm gonna puke if I here any more
  There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
  Watch what happens when I open my door
  Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
  Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
  I left home five hours ago
  And I can still see my house from here
  So if anybody's tryin' to find me
  Well, I'll tell you where I am
  Right here (right here) right here (right here)
  Stuck right here in the middle of this...
    Traffic jam
  I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
  Traffic jam
  The freeway's one big parking lot
  Traffic jam
  Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
  And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
  Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
  Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!