Everywhere, I see them there
  I stop and stare at patterns
  I don't care, I must declare
  I've got a flair for patterns
    On my hair, the clothes I wear
  My savoir faire is patterns
  All I see is patterns
  The patterns that repeat
    Let's go into the bathroom
  I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math
  Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath
  But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart
  You'll see the repetition is like geometric art
    Wow, haha
  Look
    Everywhere, I see them there
  I stop and stare at patterns
  I don't care, I must declare
  I've got a flair for patterns
    On my hair, the clothes I wear
  My savoir faire is patterns
  All I see is patterns
  The patterns that repeat
    Hey!
    A polkameister like myself never has to be bored
  I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard
  Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health
  So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myself
    Look at this, patterns
  I've got blisters on my fingers
  Woo, hey, aw, get down
  Yeah, help me, somebody, woo
    Still there? Okay
    Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party
  You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
  If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers
  Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Weird Al" Polka Dancers
    Here they are
    Everywhere, we see them there
  We stop and stare at patterns
  We don't care, we must declare
  We've got a flair for patterns
    On our hair, the clothes we wear
  Our savoir faire is patterns
  All we see is patterns
  The patterns that repeat
    Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns
  Evergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patterns
  Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns
  Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat
    I gotta stop
    Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns