I've got girls, they're in my room
  The only thing is my room is not here
  It's ten till two, the clock won't move
  Detention hall is better with beer
    I can do it all in my room
  I can be a rockstar with a bad attitude
  I am the king in my room
  I can ground my mom and dad if I choose
    Shapow!
  How do you like me now?
  Shazaam!
  I don't think you understand
  Shaquick!
  Hey, I got a ten inch...tv screen
  Only in my room
    I've got green, it's in my room
  The only thing is my room is not here
  Pitching tents inside my pants
  And there's a pool of drool by my ear
    I can take it all in my room
  I can be a quarterback and the coolest guy in school
  I can get on down in my room
  I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude
    [Chorus]