[Intro]
  Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
  With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
  But theres one thing I'd like to say
  Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)
    Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
  Everyone but me I'll step outside
  Boycott your office party.
  No secret Santa for me.
  Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
  Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
  I'd rather stay where
  Frosty melts in the sun.
  July 4 parade.
  A Lynchburg lemonade.
  An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).
    [Chorus]
  Deck the halls with bells of holly
  'Tis the season to be jolly but,
  I hate Christmas
  I'm glad it only comes one time a year
    Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
  Everyone but me I'll stay inside.
  No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
  And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
  I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
  I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
  A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
  An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .
    [Chorus]
  Deck the halls with bells of holly
  'Tis the season to be jolly but,
  I hate Christmas
  I'm glad it only comes one time a year
    [Rap]
  It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
  All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
  I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
  I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.
  On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
  I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
  And then he came down with his belly of jello.
  He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'
  Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.
    [Chorus]
  (now everyone - sing)
  Deck the halls with bells of holly
  'Tis the season to be jolly but,
  I hate Christmas
  I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)
    [Chorus]
  Deck the halls with bells of holly
  'Tis the season to be jolly but,
  I hate Christmas
  I'm glad it only comes one time a year
  Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
  Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year