[LL Cool J]
  Yeah..
  Smokin, dopin, keep your ears open
  Put me on the flier and I'm guaranteed to rope in
  twenty-thousand people to the place that I play at
  And have em even sayin how could someone say that
  they're as good as the man who just saw
  [scratched "Cool J"] Please give me some more
  of those hoopin, scoopin, rhymes you be troopin
  If you don't know the new dance, Patti Duke'n
  Clap your hands, stomp your feet, snap your fingers
  I'm snatchin airplay, from all you AIDS catchin singers
  It's a, special delivery on your front step
  My picture's on the cover and the rhymes are in effect
  Cause, I love to lay down, joints for the playground
  And have you OD'n sayin, y'know, J sound
  righteous, the brother did what he had to
  I didn't talk about this, so I had you
  sleepin, breathin sayin yo he ain't keepin
  his promise to astonish, from weekend to weekend
  But here it is, the jam of all jams
  And from this day forth, MC's are gettin slammed
  with the
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    I'm the wise wizard of the microphone swingin it
  Here's a mean joint, all the hip-hoppers are singin it
  Doin a dance in tight bike pants
  So get up on it (HOE!) you'll only get one chance
  to work out, the soreness in your muscles
  Do your own thing, even the hustle
  MC's I'ma torture, that's already known
  But while I'm torturin them, I'ma leave you alone
  so you can bump, grind, and rub up against your partner
  And look wild like you're tryin to get a part in a
  dirty movie on the hip-hop tip
  Now tell me (tell you what?) that brother L ain't tryin to flip
  with the
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    Movin, groovin, admit that you've been
  shocked and rocked and I'm on top and it's been proven
  I'm self-reliant, on stage I'm defiant
  All those rumors are small things to a giant
  I'm not a cool calm, collected type of brother
  I'm kind of hype that's why I'm a good lover
  In bed I'm energetic, kind of like a freight train
  Goin so crazy I have the girlies sayin, "Wait James!"
  I do damage - use the beef to build a sandwich
  And when I'm done, she'll be sayin, "How did you manage
  to make me feel pleasure from my toes to my head?
  On top of that, you ran laps around the bed"
  So bust out the pumped up funk that I'm revealin
  and listen to it, while you're in your car wheelin
  On on your Walkman as you're starin at the ceiling
  Or when you and your love is sex-appealin
  to the
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  KnowhatI'msayin?
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  It's like a smooth joint, youknowhatImean?
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  Real mellow, on the love tip, check it out
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    Marvelous!