Cigarettes and chocolate milk
  These are just a couple of my cravings
  Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger
  A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me
  
  If I should buy jellybeans
  Have to eat them all in just one sitting
  Everything it seems I like's a little bit sweeter
  A little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me
  
  And then there's those other things
  Which for several reasons we won't mention
  Everything about 'em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder
  A little bit deadly
  
  It isn't very smart
  Tends to make one part
  So brokenhearted
  
  Sitting here remembering me
  Always been a shoe made for the city
  Go ahead accuse me of just singing about places
  With scrappy boys faces have general run of the town
  
  Playing with prodigal sons
  Take a lot of sentimental valiums
  Can't expect the world to be your Raggedy Andy
  While running on empty you little old doll with a frown
  
  You got to keep in the game
  Retaining mystique while facing forward
  I suggest a reading of Lessoon in Tightropes
  Or urfing Your High Hopes or dios Kansas
  
  It isn't very smart
  Tends to make one part
  So brokenhearted
  
  Still there's not a show on my back
  Holes or a friendly intervention
  I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish
  A little bit Tower of Pisa
  Whenever I see ya
  So please be kind if I'm a mess
  
  Cigarettes and chocolate milk
  Cigarettes and chocolate milk