[Rod Stewart]
  After one whole quart of brandy
  Like a daisy I awake
  With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
  I don't even shake.
  
  [Cher]
  Men are not a new sensation;
  I've done pretty well, I think.
  But this half-pint imitation
  Put me on the blink
  
  I'm wild again
  Beguiled again
  A simpering, whimpering child again
  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
  
  [Rod Stewart]
  Listen, baby
  I couldn't sleep
  And wouldn't sleep
  Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
  
  [Cher]
  Lost my heart but what of it?
  My mistake I agree.
  
  [Rod Stewart]
  Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it
  Although the laugh's on me.
  
  [Cher]
  Oohh I'll sing to him
  Bring springs to him
  And worship the trousers that cling to him
  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
  
  Oh you're so cute
  Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough
  And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough
  
  [Cher] Aha
  
  [Both]
  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
  
  [Cher]
  When he talks he is seeking
  Words to get off his chest.
  
  [Rod Stewart]
  Horizontally speaking
  She's at her very best.
  
  [Both]
  Oh we've seen a lot
  I mean a lot
  And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
  Oh, we're vexed again
  Perplexed again
  Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I