Please allow me to introduce myself
  I'm a man of wealth and taste
  I've been around for a long, long year
  Stole many a man's soul and faith
  
  And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
  Had his moment of doubt and pain
  Made damn sure that Pilate
  Washed his hands and sealed his fate
  
  Pleased to meet you
  Hope you guess my name
  But what's puzzling you
  Is the nature of my game
  
  I stuck around St. Petersburg
  When I saw it was a time for a change
  Killed the czar and his ministers
  Anastasia screamed in vain
  
  I rode a tank
  Held a general's rank
  When the blitzkrieg raged
  And the bodies stank
  
  Pleased to meet you
  Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
  Ah, what's puzzling you
  Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
  
  I watched with glee
  While your kings and queens
  Fought for ten decades
  For the gods they made
  
  I shouted out,
  'Who killed the Kennedys?'
  When after all
  It was you and me
  
  Let me please introduce myself
  I'm a man of wealth and taste
  And I laid traps for troubadours
  Who get killed before they reached Bombay
  
  Pleased to meet you
  Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
  But what's puzzling you
  Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
  
  Pleased to meet you
  Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
  But what's confusing you
  Is just the nature of my game
  
  Just as every cop is a criminal
  And all the sinners saints
  
  As heads is tails
  Just call me Lucifer
  'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
  
  So if you meet me
  Have some courtesy
  Have some sympathy, and some taste
  Use all your well-learned politesse
  Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
  
  Pleased to meet you
  Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
  But what's puzzling you
  Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
  
  Woo, who
  Oh yeah, get on down
  Oh yeah
  Oh yeah!
  
  Tell me baby, what's my name
  Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
  Tell me baby, what's my name
  I tell you one time, you're to blame
  
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  Oh, yeah
  
  What's me name
  Tell me, baby, what's my name
  Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
  
  Ooo, who, who
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  Oh, yeah