[Eminem]
  If I'm elected for ten terms
  I'm renewing the staff after the inagural
  And hiring all girls as interns
  If I don't like you, I'll snatch you outta your mic booth
  While you're rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
  I'll take you straight to the pavement
  Uppercut you, and scrape your face wit a bracelet
  Like a razor that shaved it
  Three drinks and I'm ready to flash
  Runnin on stage in a G-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (Look!)
  It's probably all cuz I ain't awkward at all
  I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
  And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawl
  (Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll)
  The Bad and Evil movement is comin
  Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
  I write a rhyme a day
  So it's no wonder how come your whole album
  Is soundin like a bunch of shit that I would say
  Whether it's one verse or one letter
  I'll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
  It's Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it's only us
  The rest of y'all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love