Sitting in the funeral parlor
  On the night before the day
  Think I might have left the stove on
  Think I might have left the door unlocked
  
  I don’t know if
  The stores will all be closed when I get out
  I don’t know if
  The chores will all be done when I get home
  
  Sitting in the funeral parlor
  Listen to the organ play
  What if I forgot the trashcan
  What if I forgot to telephone
  
  I don’t know if
  I wrote the number down in my book
  I don’t know if
  I can stand to stay here one more second