I'm mixing business with leather
  Christmas with Heather
  Freaks flock together
  And make all the b-boys scream
  
  All right
  Turn it up now
  All right
  Turn it up now
  
  Word up to the manthing
  She's always cold lamping
  Visine at the canteen
  I just wanna watch you dance
  
  Do you wanna ride on the Baltic Sea
  I'll be your mistress C.O.D.
  I'll comb your hair
  Re-write your diary
  Pour champagne on a honey bee
  
  She can really do me
  She can look right through me
  And make all the b-boys scream
  
  I'm mixing fitness with leather
  Homework with Heather
  Freaks flock together
  And make all the lesbians scream
  
  All right
  Turn it up now
  All right
  Turn it up now