I don't know who you are
    But you seem very nice
    So will you talk to me
    Shall I tell you a story
    Shall I tell you a dream
    They think I'm crazy
    But they don't know that I like it here
    It's nice in here, I get everything for free
    
    Have you been here before
    Shall I show you around
    It's very pretty
    Have you come here to stay
    Well, you sure picked a day
    My name is Billy
    It's my birthday, you're invited to my party down the hall
    
    Where I go, what I'll become or who I am or what I'll be
    I'll never know, but I am sure that I'll get everything for free
    
    I'm not troubled or sad
    I'm just ready for bed
    It's been a long day
    Before they switch off the lights
    It truly was a delight
    They think I'm crazy
    But they don't know that I like it here
    It's nice in here
    
    Where I go, what I'll become or who I am or what I'll be
    I'll never know, but I am sure that I'll get everything for free
    
    Where I go, what I'll become or who I am or what I'll be
    I'll never know, but I am sure that I'll get everything for free
    Everything for free
    
    I don't know who you are
    But you seem very nice
    So will you talk to me
    Have you been here before
    Well, you sure picked a day
    They think I'm crazy