He's a sucker, I'm his gal
  We both have a bad habit
  We get the same share
  And we don't go out anywhere
  'cos everytime we do it's such a downer
  Everywhere we go it's such a drag
  There are sweet lies
  Way out there
  But we don't feel like joining
  We don't really care
  We don't go out anyway
  'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer
  Everywhere we go it's such a drag
  Modern pleasure is all we ever have
  Pleasure is all we need to get
  He's a scheemer, I'm his plan
  We both hate the same places
  But we love the same band
  But we don't go out anywhere
  'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer
  Everywhere we go it's such a drag
  Modern pleasure is all we ever have
  Pleasure is all we need to get
  He's a sucker, I'm his gal
  Yeah, I'm his gal