Football, baseball, basket ball games
  Drinkin' bear, kickin' ass and takin' down names
  With the top down, get-a-round, shootin' the line
  Summer is here and Johnny's feelin' fine
  
  But Johnny can't read
  Summer is over and he's gone to seed
  Johnny can't read
  He never learned nothin' that he'll ever need
  
  Well, Johnny can dance and Johnny can love
  Johnny can push and Johnny can shove
  Johnny can hang out; Johnny can talk tough
  Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up
  
  But Johnny can't read
  Summer is over and he's gone to seed
  (You know that), Johnny can't read
  He never learned nothin' that he'll ever need
  Well, is it Teacher's fault? Oh No!
  Is it Mommy's fault? Oh No!
  Is it society's fault? Oh No!
  Well is it Johnny's fault? OhhHHH NooOOO!
  
  Couple years later, Johnny's on the run
  Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun
  Well, he went and did something that he shouldn't
  oughta done
  F.B.I. on his tail
  "Use A Gun-Go To Jail"
  But Johnny can't read
  Summer is over and he's gone to seed
  (You know that), Johnny can't read
  He never learned nothin' that he'll ever need
  Well is is Teacher's fault? Oh No
  Is it Mommie's fault? Oh No
  Is it the President's fault? Oh No
  Well is it Johnny's fault? OhhHHH NooOOO!
  
  Johnny can dance and Johnny can love
  Johnny can push and Johnny can shove
  Johnny can pinball; Johnny can talk tough
  Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up
  
  Well, recess is over
  Recess is over!
  
  Sitcoms, "T.&A."
  Johnny's mind is blown away
  Cop shows, horror flicks
  Johnny's brain is full of bricks
  Rock show, Video
  Boob tube, Rubik's cube
  Game fools, Sunday school
  Gain fans(?), Gobble gangs(?)
  Wonka wonka wonka
  There's a new kid in town...