Everybody's tellin' all
  Baring their souls
  Just to go on the Ricky Lake show
  
  Why?
  
  Last night I turned the T.V. on
  You were booed off stage
  Singing your famous love song
  
  Why?
  
  Tell me who makes the rules
  
  
  CHORUS:
  Should'a been born on the Milky Way
  Don't wanna belong to the world today
  Oh, life's a bitch and then you die
  Should'a been born on the Milky Way
  I can't believe what I heard today
  Oh yeah, life's a bitch and then you die
  
  Meanwhile, I got the magazines
  Telling me, selling me lies
  On how I could be the perfect 10
  
  Why?
  
  And my boyfriend left
  Just the other day
  He's all messed up
  Is he straight or is he gay
  
  Why?
  
  So tell me, who makes the rules?
  
  CHORUS
  
  And if I fall
  If I fall
  Hold on
  
  CHORUS (x3)