Times have changed
  And we've often rewound the clock
  Since the Puritans got a shock
  When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
  If today, any shock they should try to stem,
  'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
  Plymouth Rock would land on them.
  
  In olden days a glimpse of stocking
  Was looked on as something shocking
  Now heaven knows, anything
  goes
  
  Good authors too who once knew better words
  Now only use four letter words writing
  prose
  Anything goes
  
  The world has gone mad today
  And good's bad today
  And black's white today
  And
  day's night today
  When most guys today that women prize today
  Are just silly gigolos
  
  So though I'm
  not a great romancer
  I know that you're bound to answer
  When I propose, anything goes