ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
  
  "FEELIN' SORRY!
  FEELIN' SAD!
  SO MANY UGLY PEOPLE!
  I FEEL BAD!
  I'M SO CUTE--
  THEY'RE SO HOMELY!
  SOME OF THEM,
  AT HOME 'N' LONELY!
  WISH THEY COULD BE
  VERY CUTE LIKE ME--
  BUT THEY WILL NEVER
  GET TO BE!
  (SOME FOLKS GOT IT
  SOME FOLKS DON'T--
  SOME SO UGLY,
  THEY NEVER WON'T!)"
  
  EVERYBODY
  SEE HIS HAIR
  SEE HIS CLOTHES
  I'M SURE YOU CARE
  TERRY TED
  IS REALLY SWEET
  WATCH THE WAY HE KEEP THE BEAT
  SWEET AS HONEY
  HE'S A PIECE OF CAKE
  FROM THE GINSENG ROOT
  'N' STUFF HE TAKE
  VITAMIN E
  'N' ALL THE B'S
  HE'S SO COOL HE'LL MAKE YOU FREEZE
  MAKE YOU FREEZE
  MAKE YOU FREEZE
  EXCUSE ME PLEASE
  
  "STEP ASIDE,
  I'M GONNA RIDE!
  I'M GONNA STRUT!
  I'M GONNA SLIDE!
  HEY, UGLY FOLKS,
  GO GET SOME CYANIDE,
  AN' DIE--
  DIE DIE DIE DIE"
  
  A-REN-NEN-NEN-AH-REN-NEN-NEN
  A-REN-NEN-NEN-UH-RENNDA
  A-REN-NEN-NEN-AH-REN-NEN-NEN
  A-RENNDA-RENNDA-RAHHH
  (ETC. REPEATS)
  
  "UGLY IS BAD,
  AND BAD IS WRONG,
  AND WRONG IS SINFUL,
  AND SIN LEADS TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!
  AN' HOT BURNIN' FIRE!
  HOT BURNIN' FIRE!
  HOT BURNIN' FIRE!
  HOT BURNIN' FIRE!
  SCREAMS OF AGONY!
  SCREAMS OF AGONY!
  SCREAMS OF AGONY!
  SCREAMS OF AGONY!
  ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!"
  
  ONE TWO THREE FOUR
  
  "I'M SO CUTE!
  I'M SO CUTE!
  I'M SO CUTE!
  I'M SO CUTE!"
  (ETC. REPEATS)