She was the daughter of a wealthy
  Florentine Pogen
  Read 'em 'n weep
  Was here adjustable slogan
  
  She was a debutante daisy
  With a color-note organ
  Deep in the street
  She drove a '59 Morgan
  
  That's the kinda step she takes
  When her hot breaks hot breaks
  That's the kinda sound she makes
  (ooh, let go uh me)
  When her crab cakes
  (Arf arf arf)
  
  She didn't like it when her fan belt
  Shrunk & got shorter
  (Ointment)
  Battery leak could nearly cost her a quarter
  
  *Na-na-na-noo, etc.*
  
  She was the daughter
  Ah-ah-ahhh
  Of a wealthy
  Florentine Pogen
  Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
  Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
  Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
  Ga-ya-ee-annnn
  
  Read 'em 'n weep
  Read 'em 'n weep
  Read 'em 'n weep etc.
  
  Chester's go-rilla
  She go quack
  Chester's go-rilla
  She go oink
  Chester's go-rilla
  She go moo
  Chester's go-rilla
  She go
  Hratche-plche
  Hratche-plche