They're always there to buy me a drink
  They're always there to drive me home
  But their hand always kind of slips
  From my shoulders down to my tits!
  
  Ghouls, they keep me company
  It's like I'm the wife of Halloween
  Hey! It's a horror movie theme
  Hell I know...
  
  They always wants to see monster movies
  So they can hold me when they think I get scared
  They are surprised when I'm not turned on
  By their fantasies about how it's done