You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance.
  I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,
  Or Fred Astaire
  
  You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde.
  I'm not very stylish, and you're not avant garde,
  Or Lional Blair
  
  We're as common as muck.
  Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck
  Where bold is beautiful, we don't give a damn
  Luvva duck, we're as common as muck.
  
  You're not Victor Hugo, I'm not Patience Strong,
  I'm not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
  Shirley Abicair, Oh!
  
  I'm not Nellie Melba, you're not Nellie Dean
  We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean
  Because we care!
  
  We're as common as muck.
  Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, Good luck!
  Where bold is beautiful, we don't give a damn.
  Luvva duck, We're as common as muck.
  
  We're as common as muck.
  Bonne chance, viel glück, Good luck!
  Where bold is beautiful, we don't give a damn.
  Luvva duck! We're as common as muck.