Nobody... nobody's watching - yeah!
  
  Dangerous moments, too hot to mention
  Pangs at midnight, sexual tension
  Running on empty, I need to fill, self stimulation
  
  No code of practice, no rule of thumb
  Before you know it, you're overcome
  It's satisfaction that we all crave, don't be a stranger
  
  Chorus:
  You got an itch you can't scratch
  It's in the heat, your purple patch
  You got an itch you can't scratch
  It drives you crazy, you've met your match
  S-C-R-A-T-C-H, baby don't you hesitate, scratch
  
  I'll be right over, he said with a grin
  Don't you boil over, before I get in
  It's satisfaction that we all crave, don't be a stranger
  
  (chorus)
  
  (Solo)
  
  Closer and closer, deeper and deeper
  
  (chorus - without last line)
  
  You gotta scratch, scratch, you gotta scratch, scratch
  It drives you crazy, you've met me, you've met your match
  Scratch, scratch, you're gonna let me scratch, scratch
  You got an itch you can't scratch
  S-C-R-A-T-C-H, baby you don't hesitate... (to fade)