I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
  I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
  I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
  I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
  Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
  Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
  Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
  Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
  I'm like Schneider one day at a time
  I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
  To my wall like Daniel-son does
  I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because
  I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
  And I got more balls than the daily lottery
  Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
  Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
    Second verse is different from the first
    I'm Jimmy Pop I am
  Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
  See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
  And I got a different angle like a parellelogram
  And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
  I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
  Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
  You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
  I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
  As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
  Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
  Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face
  But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
  Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
  But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
    I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
  I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
  I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
  I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
  I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee
  I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
  I hate people that think I care what they think
  I hate people that think their ass don't stink
  I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
  I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
  I hate you but you hate yourself too
  I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
  And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
  Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me.