Backfired
  Your plan, your plan backfired
  Backfired
  My man, your plan backfired in your face
    You came into my life to test me
  Your diplomatic drag depressed me
  The glitter in your eyes undressed me
  You were polished slick
  Really thick
  Wasting time dropping lines like
  "I could get you into movies"
    But we wound up at Hot Jo's for hamburgers to go
    Backfired
  Your plan backfired
  Backfired
  My man, your plan backfired in your face
    To steal my mind was your objective
  The way you spoke was too aggressive
  The silly jokes were not impressive
  Like "A travelling salesman met a farmer with three daughters", yet
  All the quips were so suggestive
    Then we ran down to Hot Jo's for hamburgers to go
    Backfired
  Your plan backfired
  Backfired
  My man, your plan backfired in your face
    Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes
  Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break
  Well, don't slip on your lips cause you're talking so fast
  Buying for first, crying for last
  Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down
  I've got strong connections all over town
  Just drop to a dead stop (what?)
    Backfired
  Your plan backfired
  Backfired
  My man, your plan backfired in your face
    You were polished slick. Really thick
  Wasting time dropping lines
  Backfired
    "A travelling salesman met a farmer with three daughters", yet
  Backfired
    Backfired
  Your plan backfired
  Couldn't work out no
  Backfired
  My man, your plan
  Backfired in your face
  It backfired
  Backfired
  Your plan just backfired
  Oh no, it couldn't work out, backfired
  Better get a new line and try it again
  Slick performance on demand
  Backfired
  You better back up fast and head out west
  You may still collect
  Backfired
  It backfired
  Your plan backfired
  Too bad
  Backfired
  My man, your plan backfired
    Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes
  Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break
  Well, don't slip on your lips cause you're talking so fast
  Buying for first, crying for last
  Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down
  I've got strong connections all over town
  Just drop to a dead stop