Dumb girl
  Did you see the latest Vogue
  Has it ever occurred to you
  That you don´t fit the latest trend
  
  Dumb , dumb girl
  Can´t you see you´re such a joke
  When was the last time your cellphone rang
  Babygirl let´s not pretend
  
  Be smart - don´t try to discodance, and
  Sweetheart - don´t even come at all
  
  Wake up girl
  All the beautiful ones are laughing
  Wake up girl
  all the beautiful boys are forever taken - girl!
  
  Dumb girl
  You could always be like us
  Do your boobs and a nosejob to
  And don´t forget about the smile
  
  But ´til then
  Keep a distance on the bus
  Take a look at my beeper now
  That´s a number not to dial